I'm A Masculinist

I'm a masculinist

Yes, I hear what you're saying,

"What the fuck is that?

Are you pissed?

Has feminism finally shaken you to your core?

Has it turned you into a pussy whore?"

Well, no.

Maculinism has one simple thought:

Men are human being too.

Yes, I hear you, feminists.

I hear you go "EW!

Men are humans too?!

Those gross, slouchy, farty, burpy things -

THOSE are human?"

Well, yes, nuclearnight, feminists world round:

Men are humans too.

"What about the women," you say?

Well, you can be feminists,

the group that men can't join.

Y'know, finally something that doesn't involve your pussy,

are you're in an uproar.

Female priveledge much?

Though, really, I'm not a masculinist.

I'm a humanist. But, as one feminist pointed out to me,

"That just isn't fast enough for politics."