(Preliminary Sketch) The Cursed Bladder

Written 9-7-10.

It was a clever design. He tweaked the other man's space-time vortex such that even though the other man went to the bathroom every day, a leak between his past and present body would always add more urine back to his bladder. Soon the other man was peeing every other hour, and then every half. he called the doctors while sitting at the toilet, an almost constant stream tinkling.

The other man had a lot of money, and so he ordered a special visit from the doctors, but to no avail. Soon his bladder reached full capacity, and exploded. An hour later, doctors found him, collapsed on the floor, in a puddle of urine. Declared dead by nightfall, the doctors operating on him were puzzled by the phenomenon.

The man was dead, and yet more urine came from his bladder. On TV, evangelicals were pronouncing it "The Cursed Bladder", and forewarning of imminent danger, that we should all void our bowels from sin, lest we end up like The Cursed Man.

The hospital became alarmed upon realizing that the bladder would not cease to excrete urine. Urologists were called from many fields, and they were all baffled. According to their knowledge, the bladder ought be inactive. And yet, the zombie bladder bled.

The question was posed to any number of sources - yahoo, google, experts, and all. Soon the focus narrowed to a terrorist attack involving enemies of the state. A private researcher into both the occult and space-time research caught wind of the story, immediately suspecting a trickster.

However, he, nor anyone else, was granted access to The Cursed Bladder. Instead, he was directed to a form. The form allowed one to ask any sort of question regarding the bladder, and, be that it could be explained through a video, would be shot and uploaded to YouTube, having special protection against false flagging.

There was already a video up from the user called TheCursedBladder. It contained an introduction, and then a pan to where it was being held. It was suspended, almost hammock-like, in what looked like a giant water bottle. This was to contain the fluid until people figured out what to do with it.